T Dog Tuesday

Morning team!

Well I have been a busy hound lately! With reno's going on all around me, I invited sister Stella and myself over to our good friends house for a couple of days refuge from the rubble. Hosts Alba and Wally were very gracious, letting us eat their food, sleep in their beds and own their Mum and Dad.

 

I think sister 'Stellaphant' may be pulling the piss here - but 10 points for effort, who doesn't love a warm cookie from the oven!

To be honest, we didn't really want to go home. I know there is something going on there and I don't know whether I am going to like it!

Until next time peeps.

Tx

My last days as a non-mum

As #babybuchanan2014's eviction date gets closer and closer, it has got me thinking about what life will be like once he arrives and completely takes over my world. Being a first time mum (FTM for those in mummyland) I am aware that I have no idea what it will be like and I only have the experiences of others and my own ideas to go off. Many mummy friends have told me that I will not get much sleep (yes, I expected that) but it is also the everyday routine and daily challenges that have me perplexed.

For example, I have been told that it will be hard to go to the toilet on my own. This I don't understand. If I put the baby down in his cot during the first few months he won't move, so why can't I duck to the bathroom for a couple of minutes? He'll just be there when I get back. Same with the shower - if he's changed and fed, isn't that the perfect time to have a quick rinse? I understand that this will change once the little grommit is on the move - now that will be chaos!

I must admit that I don't find newborns very cute - they often look like wrinkly old men (and not in a Hugh Hefner kind of way). They often smell funny too and the thought of not holding them properly scares the beejezus out of me! I have been told that all parents have a hormone in them which blinds them from the fact that their baby is ugly. This could be true - actually let's hope that it is. Look, in comparison I think that there are no dogs cuter than mine, yet I am sure a couple of people would disagree (yes, only a couple) so maybe this explains it.

Friend J told me to write a list of what I am enjoying doing right now, pre-baby, so that when I am wondering what my life used to be like I can look back on this post and reminisce (with a glass of Windows Estate 2013 Chenin Blanc in hand).

• Jumping in the car in 5 minutes and heading to my favourite shops with only a small handbag
• Sleeping
• Watching trashy TV
• Cuddling my dogs on my bed
• Wearing clothes without 'easy access' to my huge jugs
• Having an hour long bubble bath
• Going to the movies - ALL BY MYSELF
• More shopping (and nesting)

So as my little ninja spends his last few days in the cosiest hotel, I am going to try my best to cherish these final few moments as a non-mum.

Hx

Like to know it

A and I are off to a wedding in Hawaii in March (hella yes!) and of course I have started to think about what I will wear. You may laugh, but I am not sure how my fashion choices will go once the tornado that is #babybuchanan2014 hits and I can't tell shit from chocolate smeared across my face!

I am an avid Instagrammer and follow a bunch of unnecessary people as most of us do. However I do love to browse new fashion ideas and it is here that I found some inspiration for a suitable wedding outfit.

Like to Know It is a fabulous website where you can shop your favourite Instagrams. Provided the person you are following logs their outfit with the website, you simply click on the unique link and BOOM! You can easily find out where they bought the items and are only a couple of clicks away from owning that very look.

So this is what I did when I spotted this fabulous skirt on model and business woman Nikki Phillips.

So using Like to Know It, I was able to discover that not only was this utterly fabulous mint skirt utterly affordable, it was on sale (!!!) and from ASOS!

So before my credit card could decline, this little beauty was on it's way down under!

I have a bunch of tops which I could work with for this ensemble, so I was really only keen to lock in a new pair of heels (gasp! OK more like kitten heels) for the big day. Being a sucker for a discount voucher, Mimco were lucky when they sent me one for my birthday so I decided to peruse their collection to see what treasure I could find. And here we are!

As I already have a couple of pairs of black heels, I was drawn to these gems, the Romantico Kitten Heel in 'foundation'. They are super comfy and not too hard to walk in with my preggo lack of balance and tall girl lack of experience.

So I am quite pleased with my accomplishments and now the only task is to get my waist back in time to ensure that I can be a total MILF at the wedding!

Hx

Who will he be?

As time draws closer to the arrival of our little man I have begun to wonder what he will be like.

What colour will his hair be?

Will he have blue/brown/hazel coloured eyes? Will they be big or small?

Will he be blessed with his Dad’s jaw line, or many chins like mine?

Will he be tall? Fingers crossed he keeps his Mum’s long legs!

Will he enjoy sports? Will he play AFL or will cricket be more to his liking?

What career path will he take? Will this shirt from Dr J be a crystal ball for the future?

Will he like cocker spaniels? Silly question - of course he will!

One thing I know is that he will be love love loved and I hope I can be the best Mum for him.

Hx

The changing me

Unfortunately, like many women I have a fear of losing my pre-pregnancy body and as a result will never be able to delve into the ridiculous investment that is my wardrobe – ever, ever again. The thought of this just makes me shudder!

I must admit looking back to pre-pregnant me, I wasn’t even satisfied then, so maybe going through this life and body changing experience that is ‘growing a person’ is what I need to be grateful and not so self-obsessed.

Over the past 8 months I have had many emotional ups and downs. There have been moments when I have felt like a voluptuous glamazon and really embraced the new curves, and in contrast, too many moments (particularly in the early days) where I have had complete meltdowns and A has had to pick me up off the floor. In his words, “pregnant women are supposed to get fat” – um…….. ok at least he’s trying!

Many of my Mummy friends have told me not to worry, and that the weight will just ‘fall off’. Let’s just say I bloody hope so! Only time will tell - and hopefully my R-Judd endorsed spanky pants work their magic!

But I know that whatever comes, it will all be worth it when I get to see this little guy.

Hx

T Dog Tuesday

Heya team!

Much has happened in my world since we last spoke. The biggest news is that I turned 3, so I am well and truly a big kid now!

Look, being the smart cookie I am, I know there is something suss going on here. Mum has kind of put on a few kg’s (ok, I’m being nice, she has put on more weight than my sister Stella and that is saying a lot!!), there has been a lot of weird furniture being bought into my house and I have even noticed a few toys arrive in shopping bags that have certainly not been passed on to me! She has also been spending more time in bed - no complaints here!

Plus, I think my Mum missed the memo, but she would look stupid pushing me around in this contraption – I am a dog lady!

I am continuing my investigation and will be sure to keep you all informed with my findings. Hopefully it’s not another dog, as I’m still trying to get rid of the last one that moved in. Nothing gets past T-Dog!

Tx